Mr. Kinsella:
I stumbled over this website courtesy of an article about the
recent humorous voicemail and couldn't resist writing you to share something amusing that happened to our company.Our Austin-based company, Despair Inc., produces cynical humor products- including parodies of motivational posters
called Demotivators.Anyway, our logo features the :-( emoticon--which we
obviously did not invent but nevertheless submitted a trademark request for to the USPTO.To our surprise (and our IP lawyer's amazement), we received a
trademark for the symbol in printed matter class of goods.
As a joke, we wrote a fake press release about how--in light of our trademark on the :-( symbol--we planned to sue several million individuals who had used the symbol in email of late.
It was mostly meant as a rip on frivolous IP lawsuits. But
because of some clumsy reporting and overzealous netizens, it ended up becoming a gigantic outrage to many thousands of people who missed the joke.The most amusing contact we received came in the form of a late-night voicemail from someone who sounded very drunk.
http://www.despair.com/frownies.html The voicemail is linked in the page above. It is expletive-laden and frequently incoherent--but provoked gales of laughter and ultimately, the desire to share the joke with others.We bleeped out the expletives--as we're a pretty family-friendly
website--but even without them, it's a very amusing and
confusing listen, though admittedly, for a somewhat select audience.Hope you enjoy it.
Cheers,
Justin Sewell
Despair, Inc.
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